- And Now For Our Services
- The Scary Fast ($18.00)
- 15-20 minutes of scary fast speed.
- The Illegal ($14.00)
- 30 minutes of undiluted speed.
- The Cardiac ($11.00)
- 45 minutes of speed (yes, diluted).
- The Lunch Special ($8.00)
- 1 hour of regular-like speed.
- The Slug ($6.00)
- 3 hours of slug-like speed.
- Other Charges
- Oversize longer than 14" or the total volume is in the range of 500-1000 cubic inches (LxWxH") add $4.00.
- Gargantuan up to 60" in length / or the total volume is in the range of 1001-2000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $8.00.
- Monstrosity over 60" in length / or the total volume is greater than 2000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $16.00.
- Monstrosity + 1 over 90" in length / or the total volume is greater than 4000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $32.00.
- Absurd over 120" in length / or the total volume is greater than 6000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $48.00.
- Overweight (over 5 and up to 12 lbs.) add another $4.00.
- Hernias (13-20 lbs.) are $8.00.
- Slipped Disc (21-30 lbs.) are $16.00.
- Slipped Disc + 1 (31-40 lbs.) are $32.00.
- Planetary (41 lbs. and up) are $48.00 and at our discretion.
- Night Rate after 5pm is an additional $4.00.
- Waiting Time the first 5 minutes are free
— each additional 5 minutes is $2.00. - Walk-ups add a dollar after the fourth floor.
- Wrong Addresses are billed full charge.
- Zones are a dollar per zone below 60th st., two dollars per zone above 60th st., four dollars per zone above a 100th st. There is an additional crosstown zone after crossing 5 avenues. Add 5 minutes per zone.
- Outer Borough Zone: Add $20 and 15 minutes to the Service.
Measurement Specifics
- The Not So Small Print
- Time: add five minutes per zone.
- Service Delays: if for some unforeseen and/or uncontrollable event we cannot make the delivery on time, we will only charge for the next fastest service.