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We can take anything
that fits in our bag.

baby in a box
Well, almost anything.

We know your packages are important.
We know how important it is not to blow a deadline. So why trust your stuff to just any messenger service?

We got game. We dare you to find a faster service. Not only are we the fastest service in the city, we are also the best value; we believe in honest work, so you will never be charged for a service that we didn't deliver.

The Mess Kollective has over twenty years of experience. There are no rookies here. So why take chances with your packages?

And Now For Our Services
The Scary Fast ($20.00)
15-20 minutes of scary fast speed.
The Illegal ($15.00)
30 minutes of undiluted speed.
The Cardiac ($11.00)
45 minutes of speed (yes, diluted).
The Lunch Special ($9.00)
1 hour of regular-like speed.
The Slug ($7.00)
3 hours of slug-like speed.
Other Charges
Oversize longer than 14" or the total volume is in the range of 500-1000 cubic inches (LxWxH") add $4.00.
Gargantuan up to 60" in length / or the total volume is in the range of 1001-2000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $8.00.
Monstrosity over 60" in length / or the total volume is greater than 2000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $16.00.
Monstrosity + 1 over 90" in length / or the total volume is greater than 4000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $32.00.
Absurd over 120" in length / or the total volume is greater than 6000 cubic inches (LxWxH") are $48.00.
Overweight (over 5 and up to 12 lbs.) add another $4.00.
Hernias (13-20 lbs.) are $8.00.
Slipped Disc (21-30 lbs.) are $16.00.
Slipped Disc + 1 (31-40 lbs.) are $32.00.
Planetary (41 lbs. and up) are $48.00 and at our discretion.
Night Rate after 5pm is an additional $4.00.
Waiting Time the first 5 minutes are free
— each additional 5 minutes is $3.00.
Walk-ups add a dollar after the fourth floor.
Wrong Addresses are billed full charge.
Zones are a dollar per zone below 60th st., two dollars per zone above 60th st., four dollars per zone above a 100th st. There is an additional crosstown zone after crossing 5 avenues. Add 5 minutes per zone.

Outer Borough Zone: Add $20 and 15 minutes to the Service.

Measurement Specifics


size and weight chart

The Not So Small Print
Time: add five minutes per zone.
Service Delays: if for some unforeseen and/or uncontrollable event we cannot make the delivery on time, we will only charge for the next fastest service.